Until it is consecrated that is, then it becomes the blood of Christ and is no longer wine.

I would say that wines between 12-max18% proof are good with meals, more than 18% they become too strong and overpowering, more like ports and sherries and not so great with food. Port and stilton are a good combination however. Anything less than 12% does not have much body and becomes watery.

Another thing to take into consideration is the vintage. Different years may be good and bad, always worth checking up. Some wines do not mature well either, for example South African reds are not worth keeping more than about 2-3 years, whereas French reds can keep for decades…

I prefer red wines, a chianti Collina Lucchese San Giorgio is a good one for example and also Aglianico. I don't like Italian primitivo as it is too strong and has a bad aftertaste in my opinion. I am not keen on Italian white wines, either sickly sweet or like acid. A good German white on the other hand is another question. I also like South African wines although they tend to give me asthma for some reason, a pity, I think it is the sulphur dioxide used as a preservative in some wines from hotter climes.

At the end of the day "de gustibus non disputandum est",. don't be fooled by wine snobs either, a £10 bottle can be as good as £500 bottle and both can be corked of course.

I’m now caught – hook, line and sinker!